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3 Takeaways From Knicks Sixers Game 3
From Joel Embiid’s 50 burger to Cam Payne’s shot of adrenaline, let’s talk Game 3.
3 Takeaways From The New York Knicks Game 1 Victory Over The Philadelphia 76ers
From Joel Embiid’s knee to whatever the fuck Josh Hart is doing out there, let’s talk about Game 1.
Gregg Doyel, Caitlin Clark and the 3 Golden Rules To Avoid Scaring The Hoes
An Indy Star reporter had an awkward and creepy interaction with Caitlin Clark that 1000% scared the hoes.
The 13 Biggest Winners and Losers From The 2024 NBA Play-In Tournament
From the Pelicans winning without Zion or the Miami Heat beating Chicago without Jimmy Butler, here are the 2024 NBA Play-In Tournament winners and losers
Jayden Daniels Is Quickly Becoming My Favorite Quarterback From The 2024 NFL Draft
Jayden Daniels is burning bridges with the Washington Commanders a week before the 2024 NFL Draft. He just became my favorite QB.
Aaron Rodgers Can Read
A new Aaron Rodgers HIV take just hit the streets as the former NFL MVP has discovered Dr. Fauci created HIV to get himself rich. Ok.
4 NBA Teams That Should Run It Back Next Season (And 4 Teams That Should Blow It Up)
A lot of organizations will have tough decisions to make this summer. Some NBA teams will run it back and some should BLOW IT UP
Elly De La Cruz Was Created in a Lab To Crush Baseballs
Elly De La Cruz has hit a homer in 4 straight games and has reached base safely in 18 straight games going back to last season.
The Slam Diego Padres Are BACK
After a disappointing 2023 campaign, the Slam Diego Padres have returned to hitting bombs and winning baseball games
Angel Hernandez Has The Best Job in the World
It doesn’t matter if he calls a ball a strike or a strike a ball, Angel Hernandez will be behind homeplate every night doing whatever he wants.
Can Tom Brady Play in 2024?
Tom Brady has mentioned he wouldn’t mind returning to the NFL like Michael jordan did with the Wizards but could Tom Brady play in 2024?
This Photo of Joe Mazzulla Has Completely Changed My Opinion of the 2024 Boston Celtics
Joe Mazzulla showed up to a local Boston radio station dressed like a guy who is about to win an NBA Championship. Congrats to the Celtics.
3 Blockbuster 2024 NFL Draft Trade Ideas
Minnesota needs a QB, Dallas needs a change and Anthony Richardson needs some help, let’s shake up the NFL.
7 Biggest Storylines Heading Into The 2024 NBA Playoffs
The 2024 NBA Playoffs are approaching. From the end of the Warriors to the rise of Ant Edwards Let’s talk about the biggest storylines.
Deadseriousness Wrestlemania 40 Awards
Let’s give out some Wrestlemania 40 awards to some of the best and worst moments from what may go down as the best Mania ever.
7 Best Moves of the 2024 NFL Offseason
The 2024 NFL Offseason is about at the finish line with the draft quickly approaching so lets see which moves were the best.
J. Cole’s “Might Delete Later” is a 43-Minute Response To Kendrick Lamar That No One Asked For
J Cole Might Delete Later is a surprise album where Cole spends nearly an hour talking to Kendrick Lamar. Not sure who even wanted this..
“Who Want Me?” -Bronny James
Bronny James has announced he is both entering the transfer portal as well as declaring for the 2024 NBA Draft. His phone is very much on.
Clay Holmes is the New York Yankees Secret Weapon
The New York Yankees are having a historic start to their 2024 MLB season and for some reason, no one is giving Clay Holmes his credit.
Kim Mulkey Lost Because She Went Woke
Kim Mulkey is too woke to be leading young women. She chose to miss the National Anthem and that is the most unforgivable act on Earth.
The Saddest Part About The Malachi Flynn 50-Point Game
malachi flynn just dropped 50 points on the Atlanta Hawks and this man will never get another chance to do this ever again.
This is the Greatest New York Knicks Season of My Lifetime
The 2024 New York Knicks are the greatest Knicks team I have ever watched in my lifetime and it isn’t particularly close.
After Failing To Acquire The Minnesota Timberwolves, Alex Rodriguez Must Endure Another Public Humiliation
Alex Rodriguez is a man desperate to find love and acceptance and NBA ownership was his chance to be the Man in Minnesota. That dream is dead.
7 Biggest Takeaways From 2024 MLB Opening Day
From Corbin Burnes carrying the Orioles to Royce Lewis never getting a chance to play, let’s talk MLB opening day.
Jontay Porter Let Down The NBA (Presented By DraftKings, FanDuel and PrizePicks)
Jontay Porter may have been caught intentionally altering his on court performance to win prop bets and that’s wrong. Presented by DraftKings
Kim Mulkey 1000% Did Whatever The Washington Post is Accusing Her of Doing
There is a new Kim Mulkey Washington Post hit piece hitting the streets soon and we know this because Kim Mulkey won’t shut up about it.
Josh Hart Is Who Y’all Wanted Ben Simmons To Be
Josh Hart has been the engine keeping the Knicks running through injuries and he’s the player everyone thought Ben Simmons would be.
Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers Are Going To Have a Hilarious 2024 Season
Russell Wilson and his corny TikTok hype videos are coming to ruin Mike Tomlin’s legacy.
I’m Voting For Aaron Rodgers
Robert Kennedy Jr and Aaron Rodgers are joining forces to make the most annoying ticket in presidential history and I’m all for it.
The Pipe Bomb: WWE Becoming Reactionary and the Arrivals of Okada and Mercedes Mone
From Maxxine Dupri’s dead brother to Mercedes Mone’s AEW debut, welcome to the Pipe Bomb.
Donovan Mitchell Is Officially Inelligible To Win NBA Awards This Season
Donovan Mitchell not winning any awards this season might be the catalyst for change in Cleveland.
Gerrit Cole Is Suffering From a Top Secret Injury
Gerrit Cole and the New York Yankees are acting like Cole’s elbow isn’t currently falling off the bone as they continue to get more tests and reveal absolutely none of the results.
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